bearded woman

when a man shaves his pubes, blows his load on a womans chin, and then throws the pubic hair in her face, giving her the appearance of a bearded woman

Nothing feels better that giving her a bearded woman.

by peteck727 November 1, 2006

bearded-faced lie

A statement that sounds like a lie, but is actually true.

Obama's claim that a public option will save money is a bearded-faced lie.

by perfectlycromulentwordguy March 9, 2010

beaned out

When the act of beaning out has been complete.

When the car reaches the number of passengers the car is supposed to seat and you and your friends continue to pile people in until you have "beaned out" the vehicle. Meaning that the floor, laps, and roof all become acceptable seating for a ride, many times the vehicles become "Bean out" just to say that you have "beaned out" you ride

"You guys want to go grab a bite to eat?"
"Sure, we can take my car"
"You drive a Jetta"
"So, theres only like 9 of us"

"Dude remember that weekend up at the lake, we beaned the shit out of your van"

When seatbelts become objects that get in the way, you know your ride has become "beaned out"

by Wordz are Reel October 23, 2006

bearded dragon

uncircumsized, unshaven large penis

Damn, he had a big bearded dragon

by Darren Batt July 2, 2003

Beated

1. (verb) To be owned and defeated so hard that your hands can no longer give yourself pleasure.

1. Nigga, I'm gonna beated you up!
2. Dude that fucking asshole just beateded me!
3. LeBron James was beated by Melo!
4. What? Dude! He's beateding him so badly at tic tac toe!
5. OMFG ITS OVER 9000! WHAT 9000!? Beated.

by BIG CAO January 17, 2011

Breaded Shrimp

Forming at FHHS in 2002, it is when a couple (does not matter if the couple is straight or homosexual, but must have the involvement of a penis) is having sex on the beach, and right before the man is going to cum, dips his dick back in the sand, and then into the vagina/ass.

JP gave Pat a breaded shrimp when they were vactioning on a gay cruise in the Bahamas.

by boy wonder September 23, 2004

Bearded Abe

One who can not face the reality that he/she is a complete waste of trailor park trash

That guy who married the daughter of his sister that he impregnated.

by Chris Lee March 14, 2005