gave brain

when a girl sucks a dick

you: hey did she suck your dick?
me: yeah she gave me brain.

by the kid who got the bid November 2, 2004

anyone with half a brain

An expression meaning "if someone was even a little bit smart."

Anyone with half a brain would know that there are not really aliens on Mars!

by Misti Forcina January 27, 2015

brain aids

What you say someone has when they are being incoherently stupid.

Guy1: Dude, I picked up this hooker on sunset for $4 an hour!

Guy2: What the fuck bro, do you have brain aids?

by reid_o August 1, 2008

brain freshness

The term which describes mental alertness while doing insipid tasks.

At her work, Lisette constantly shifted focus to retain brain freshness.

by lisette831 July 26, 2007

brain spam

brain spam is when there's tons of unsolicited thoughts, images, and sounds incoming amongst what's actually pertinent and relevant information.

I tried to do my midterm but I kept getting all this damn brain spam

by The Postatron 3000 March 20, 2010

Brainanagasm

A mix of braingasm and bananagasm.

Sam jut had a brainanagasm.

by darrencrissishot February 18, 2011

brainfartitis

The sudden stop of brain function in an extreme moment of need.

The student suffered from a severe case of brainfartitis during his presentation in Dr. Bradford's class.

by Dr. Dick Stationary November 19, 2011