batting cage

When a girl sticks a guy's limp dick and both balls in her mouth all at the same time.

"My wife is just the best. She is always willing to batting cage me to get the party started. She has such a big mouth."

by J master JJ August 8, 2009

sex bat

A male whore. Usually identifiable by the extremely large list of sexual partners they have had or attempted to have & the fact that they will flirt with almost anything that moves. Often times they are forced to find new places to obtain said sex since they have literally used up their current pool of opportunity. Many times others who know them will make little "eee -eee" bat noises as they pass by.

Careful of that one....he's a total sex bat.

by narydict November 25, 2005

have a bat

To wank

I think it's the right time to have a bat!

by thewizardandhisfellows September 16, 2013

Fudge Bat

Slang for an extremely long (length in inches, not time)dump.

Me: Dude, you shoulda seen the fudge bat I just layed in the john.
You: Really?
Me: Yeah, it was so long, both ends were out of the water!

by JAke1688 February 28, 2011

shard bat

A person who will do anything for a toke of meth. Almost worse than a crack-head.

Look at that shard bat begging for a toke.

by SurreyAngel February 20, 2006

Bat

An idiot.

"Don't get mad coz I went down on your mum then made out with you after..."
"You're such a bat"

by flangespunk June 22, 2009

Bat

A wooden or metal object that is thin at the bottom and fat at the top. Commonly used to beat the shit out of someone. Common with mobs. It's also fun to take out someones knee caps out with this.

Some guy: Screw you, guido!
Mob Guy: Oh really, asshole? Enjoy a bat to the face! *Beats the other guy to death and throws his body into the river*
Mob Guy: Have fun sleeping with the fishies!

by Matt owns you January 8, 2009