Baptist Boilermaker

A tall cup of coffee with a shot of espresso.

so named because it is the same concept as a regular boilermaker and non-alcoholic, as many Baptists abstain from alcoholic beverages.

Bob is studying for final exams all night and had a Baptist boilermaker to help keep him awake.

by Ted M 1980 December 9, 2009

Westboro Baptist Church

An extremely nice group of levelheaded rational thinkers who are active in promoting the influence of gay culture into contemporary American society. One of the very few gay friendly churches, in fact their pastor is a lesbian. They rally to support the troops in in the Middle East and pay their respects at the funerals of KIA soldiers. Extremely misunderstood.

Westboro Baptist Church Member #1: Hey lets go spread the loving word of God while making this country more gay friendly and open minded!

Westboro Baptist Church Member #2: Tell ALL the people!

by spengebab November 27, 2011

Lesbian Baptism

A sexual act involving two girls and one guy. The two girls' mouths are filled with water as each one sucks on one of the guy's individual testicles. They should preferably be blondes.

Guy #1: Duuuudeeee remember those two hot chicks at the party last night? I got a Lesbian Baptism from them.
Guy #2: Score!

by NoVA B!tch August 6, 2011

Westboro Baptist Church

The Christian sect of fundamentalist Islam. Blinded by inbreeding and a classic study into why the bible and illiteracy are a bad combination. the whole church could be eaten by dinosaurs and still insist they don't exist.
see moron

''The Westboro Baptist Church are spreading there tolerant well considered opinions again, i'm so glad they warned me that the nice Jewish and gay men are in fact more evil than rapists and murderers.''

by Stumpy92 September 29, 2011

Alp Batu

A guy with a very small penis.

Girl 1: Heard you two had sex last night, how big was he?
Girl 2: She was an Alp Batu, nigga had a micropenis

by cynadote October 9, 2019

Southern Baptist

One who uses established code words on children in an attempt to prevent niggerdom. See also buzzkill.

The southern baptist minister was not very big on doing the interracial marriage of Tyrone and Jessica, but right is right.

by Idiot Buster March 5, 2005

Bartuzzi

1. The nickname of Vancouver Canucks forward Todd Bertuzzi.

2. A drunk, overpaid NHL star who likes to party at the Roxy and punch people in the back of the head.

John: Lets go to a bar or something.

Mark: How about the Roxy?

John: Ok.

Later that night...

John: Look, there's Todd Bartuzzi.

Mark: BAAAAARTUZZI!!!

(Mark gets punched in the back of the head)

by deekman May 26, 2006