river oaks baptist boys

They are short, mean, average looking boys who think they are so cool and all they do is chase the Kinkaid girls. They have bad BS and have no game. Can’t play sports either.

robs girl 1: the river oaks baptist boys are so mean and annoying

Robs girl 2: I know all they do is hook up with Ava, Brisa, and Anna Cate

by Jddjck ofi December 22, 2019

Bart Simpsoned

When the male partner ejaculates into the condom, holds it between the fingers as a slingshot, and then slings the load into their partners face.

Last night I was doing val doggy style when I Bart Simpsoned the back of her head. She didn't know what hit her!

by Pazman October 6, 2017

Baptised

An Irish ritual in which a young lad or young wan have their first proper drink at their first proper session. (Usually in a field)

Jaysis Bois, can't wait to head out tonight and get baptised

by HenTadhg February 14, 2019

mexican baptism

When one is pissed on by a mexican as a baby

The women left her baby outside for a minute when she had came back she found her baby covered in piss her baby had recieved a mexican baptism.

by Quinton4567 October 31, 2014

Baptists

A large denomination in the religion of Christianity that has smaller factions such as Missionary Baptists and Southern Baptists. This is not a denomination that is predominantly composed of Southern Whites, contrary to popular beliefs and opinions. Instead, it is a widespread religion that is practiced by many people here (Ohio River Valley) in the Midwest, the Northeast, all of The North, the West Coast, and even over in Europe. It is one of many Protestant (Non-Catholic) groups that are Christian, are being Baptist is also a great thing to be.

Baptists are devout Christians who know Jesus is the Savior as well as the only son of God. They go by the teachings of the Bible, worship God AND Jesus, and have accepted Jesus into their heart and experience the miracles and love of God, who is the ONE AND ONLY true god.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 8, 2004

Bart

A fart that sounds like a bullet when it comes out, very rapidly and smelly.

Dude- that bart reeks like turd! Better check your underwear.

by sabrinaantwatch January 9, 2008

Landover Baptist

A fictional religion based on false hope and lies. Takes advantage of the unknowing and relies on bashing all other religions in the effort to promote the agenda of making money and building its cult.

"Followers" of this religion get high on bashing, are hypocrites and hide their hatred towards others with fake "God Bless" notes.

Do not believe their lies, do not donate, do not follow.

I saw the Landover Baptist member spitting on a Jew and suck the finger of Chris Harper, all on the same street corner.

by M_M_L_J April 16, 2010