Kankle Bandit

A person who enjoys having sex with the fat rolls of a kankle. Often used as an insult

oh my god i hate Karren so much, shes such a kankle bandit

by M@son July 7, 2008

ass bandit

Male who likes male ass. Known as Homosexual Or Fag. Often talks with a lisp.

Do not bend over in close proximity to an ass bandit or you’re in for a goosing. One of their favorite pastimes.

Assbandits do not make good friends. As bandits also like to take it in the rear.

"watch the motherfuck out, there's ASS BANDITS ABOUT!"

by U2rockyoursocks August 27, 2006

Weiner bandit

The stealing of someones weiner

"ya woke up and ya weiner was gone " you just got hit by the weiner bandit

by tha J W January 27, 2009

arse bandit

A turd burglar. A corn holer. A poofter. A fag. A sissy boy. A swish.

Bruce is an arse bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Homo Bandit

A person who vandalizes people's possessions by drawing genitals on them.

Homo Bandit - Dick is such a homo bandit he constantly draws pictures of dicks in John's history notebook

by Homo Bandit June 8, 2015

bathhouse bandit

A homosexual or bi-sexual, habitually found at a bathhouse. Often for days at a stretch. Perpetually high on "E", and often found crusing the halls for quick, casual sex. Also describes a "hustler", who wanders the bathhouse, covertly looking for tricks. Despite their obvious access to running water and hygiene products, they often appear somewhat disheveled. With characteristic bloodshot eyes, that possess a glazed-over appearance.

"I just went in to take a shower, and this bathhouse bandit tried to suck my dick!"

by D. Gould January 11, 2006

Backdoor Bandit

1)someone who will come up from behind you, trip you off your feet and proceed to rape you up the ass
2) Someone who will take everything you own out of your backdoor while your away on hoildays, most likely a friend or family memember
3) Used to make fun of friends

1) "Marc is a backdoor bandit, He got Sally twice last weeK"
2) "My fucking T.V. is gone.... Fucking Backdoor Bandits
3) "Karl, your dumb as shit, you fucking Backdoor Bandit"

by Torrance Dodge August 28, 2005