Empty watermelon

When you thought you were getting something
Guy 1 : Man I thought she was gonna let me fuck.
Guy 2 : nah she was just an empty watermelon cuh.
by The wise skunk January 29, 2020
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Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.
Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.
by carguy311 July 29, 2018
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Empty Doors

EMPTY as in FALSE, DOORS as in OPPORTUNITIES
- Bro, She told me she liked my music...Said we could do things together...
- Erik, there you go once again knocking on Empty Doors.....
by YADAMasinYADAM February 06, 2020
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empty page syndrome

When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.
The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.
by @cam May 16, 2016
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The Empty Coinsack

Refers to a group of jobless idiots trying to find any work they can. Usually members include, a clumsy idiot, 2 drunks, someone who is always looking for a fight, a silent giant and finally one sane, perverted member. This can be referred to any group of friends or peers looking for a job or quest to do
"Look at that group if idiots, I hear they call themselves The empty coinsack, they'll never get a job"
by Mufasamarini2 February 06, 2019
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Empty Child

The Empty Child Is A Child With A Gas Mask Fused To His Face, Who Constantly Asks For His Mummy, The Origin Of The Gas Mask Plague Of WW2 And The Main Antagonist Of The Doctor Who Series 1 Two Parter, The Empty Child And The Doctor Dances.
Empty Child: Are You My Mummy?

Random Man: No, What Are You On About?
by I Have W2S Disorder October 31, 2021
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