sped alert

(n)(1)what one says when a special education student or any other unintelligent idiot is around the area (2)meaning an idiot or retard (adj)used to describe something or someone that is not smart and/or productive (v)to say or perform an idiotic statement or action

(n)(1)Sped Alert! He thought HO2 was water.
(n)(2)What a sped alert! He thought a banana was the smartest fruit.
(adj)He's such a sped alert idiot, running around yelling 'Le balon, le balon.'
(v)If one sped alerts during Science class, like the little boy, you will probably not be liked by the teacher, or as a matter of fact, anyone else.

by Ben Kushnir January 20, 2007

Amber Alert

When someone goes missing at a party or social gathering presumably to have sex.

"Yo, where did Lauren go?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her in hours."
"Oh, I think I saw her with Steve an hour ago."
"Uh Oh, Amber Alert! Amber Alert!"

by "John Walsh" November 5, 2009

Dirt Alert

When someone says something that a dirt would say.

"I hate Taco Bell."
"Dirt Alert!"

by OogidyBoogidyNigga November 22, 2006

Alberta Sequel

Screwing your wifes daughter of no relation.

Abe got an Alberta sequel when her mom went into town last friday.

by Chiefbigcanoe January 29, 2005

Alberta

The leftovers of Saskatchewan.

"Dude, saskatchewan is too amazing for me, time to move to alberta"

by fsghdkfhsdf April 6, 2009

alert the internet

There are a few situations where one could yell this phrase, but the main thing is to convey sarcasm. For example if someone you know says something that seems utterly useless in a tone where they're trying to sound like it's the news of the year (and it really isn't), then you'd say this phrase in reply. See alert the media.

(instant messenger convo)

Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt

Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl

Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls

Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol

by Tengu October 25, 2006

wow alert

wow alert: the expression used when either you see a really hot person or have an EXTREME outburst to where you must say "wow alert"

*hot guy walks by* Jenny: WOW ALERT! I'm gonna get some of that.

*girl is crying in class* Lily: Whats wrong? Kristina: I got a F on my test! Lily: wow alert.

by rroarxcoree May 25, 2006