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albert

the one who laughs at his jokes
albert: “what do u say when u kill 3 disabled children”
taliah: “cripple kill
albert: “darn u stole my joke”
a few seconds later
albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha
by cookthekidz November 9, 2020
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Albert

Albert looooves to be the center of attention especially at parties where he tend to get very drunk.

He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.

Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.

If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.
"Oh who is that guy needing acceptance from everyone, acting all tough?"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"
by allforgiven May 29, 2022
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albert

To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them
Why did you Albert my computer?
by help28 August 17, 2022
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Albert

Albert has a big Bunda and is gay AF
He likes to sucking big dicks and licking assholes.
,,Oh you like sucking dick like Albert‘‘
by Bella_101 November 25, 2021
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Tom's Einstein, the genius of the era, from stage to relativity, mind-blowing!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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Pulling a Albert

To repeat something someone had just said like the great Albert Einstein
He's pulling a Albert repeating a joke I just told
by 1234abd October 13, 2023
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