secret agent

a metal one hitter that is painted to look like a cigarette.

"dude, there's nowhere to cheef around here"

"it's cool man, i got the secret agent. you can toke it up walkin down the street!"

by goddamnhippy June 13, 2005

AgentJ

A scholar who enjoys scholarly pursuits

AgentJ is a nice peice of ass

by AgentJ April 14, 2005

Agent Orange

Donald Trump's skin color.

Agent Orange~ Donald Trump's skin color.

by knsadjcnsdcn February 21, 2017

Argentenian Mudslide

the act of having a dirty goucho pound you from behind, then pull out and gizz down your butt crack causing a mudslide.

As the cum dripped down Raleigh's ass, he knew the goucho had just given him an Argentenian mudslide

by Raleigh West January 11, 2004

Secret Agent

When a man is having sex with a fat or ugly chick, after he cums, he pulls the rubber off, stuffs it over her head and yells at her very sternly, "if you tell anyone about this, I'll fucking kill you".

After Peter was done fucking that fat hog, he totally gave her the secret agent and she ran out of his room crying like a stuck pig.

by ForestTex February 20, 2007

Agent-X

Pen name of eccentric Missouri artist. Future baglady or cat-lady. See cynical misanthrope.

"The 'X' is for 'Anonymous'!"

by annie December 27, 2003

Agent Wigs

An Agent Wigs is a person who you unexpectedly meet on the road of life and because of that encounter, you know that God does exist. Not only that, but one may realize and believe that there is order in nature and the universe, that blessings are tangible, and that the one who's defining this can be quite cheesy however, sincere... And even though one may never fully fathom and comprehend the complexities of the laws of nature, one can fact-claim and claim as fact that that meeting and spending time with an Agent Wigs can generate: a lesson on being down-to-earth, seeing lots of pictures of a Scottish guy in all of his sane and insane adventures, a shock of not seeing a Scottish guy in a kilt, conversations that last a day but feels like a flash, Spandau Ballet a capella renditions, and so many other things that one may only experience only if...

With all of these things, experiencing moments with an Agent Wigs can make one smile, and the more one smiles, the more they are happy, and the more they are happy, the more they healthy, and the more they are healthy, and longer they live, and the longer they live, the more times they can pray to God, thanking Him for sending them an Agent Wigs.

"Agent Wigs baked me a cheesecake"

by The only NONAndrogynous Sophoan February 14, 2005