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live action role play 

The extended version of the acronym 'LARP', which is pretty self explanatory. LARP is a type of game or sporting activity similar to most modern RPG video-games, however as the name suggests it is done in live action, meaning real people in real environments. Players create their characters based on the fictional universe that their LARPing group has established and often take on particular roles or 'skills' in which they level up to benefit themselves or their team in pursuing a goal within the universe; examples of which could be overthrowing a tyrant leader to rule a kingdom, becoming the strongest player/s in the game, or simply just seeking revenge on that one friend that always screws you over. Most LARPs involve medieval or fantasy combat with soft foam weapons, some have pre determined stories where as others allow the actions of players to affect the direction of the plot.
They explained to their friends that LARP was actually an acronym, standing for Live Action Role Play
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Affirmative action penis 

A man of majority ethnicity who noticeably favors a minority partner.
Jack has an affirmative action penis, he specializes in international relations.

pump action porridge gun

a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun
he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse

.50 Action Express 

A .50 caliber pistol cartrige that, due to action movies and video games, has recieves more merit and admiration than it deserves. The most popular pistol in .50 AE is the large, intimidating Desert Eagle. In reality, .50 AE weapons are very impractical and overly powerful. The recoil and noise are too much for most shooters, and the large diameter of the round limits the capacity. For example, the .357 Magnum Desert Eagle holds 9 rounds, as opposed to the variant in .50 Action Express which holds 7. Why sacrifice two rounds for a needlessly big bulet, when you could have two more in the proven stopper caliber of .357 Magnum. Think about that next time you see 'Eraser' or 'The Last Action Hero.' The .50 AE is a needless overkill.
I just fired my .50 AE Freedom Arms revolver, and my arm hurts like hell!
.50 Action Express by JoeBob August 30, 2003

sweet action 

1) something that is so cool it makes you want to kick your mother in the face
2) action that is not bitter
1) Man, Strawberry Short Cake, Rainbow Bright, and My Little Pony action figures are sweet action
sweet action by Fuckstick January 28, 2003

Panty Action 

What happen when a guy shows his boxers to a girl, either intentionality or unintentionally. This could be because of sagging, a hole in his jeans, or the popular way, pulling up a piece from the top of his pants and yelling "Panty Action!"
Allie saw Nathan's boxers through a hole and screamed Panty Action!
Panty Action by WatsonN May 8, 2011

Crime Scene Action

friend: How was your date last night?

you: Good, except there was crime scene action
Crime Scene Action by Tat2Lily January 15, 2009