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Joke Accepted

Person 1: get a new girlfriend.
Person 1: it was a joke..
Person 2: JOKE ACCEPTED!!!
joke accepted; meaning that you get a joke or accept/approve of a joke.
by Kaliegh Pickles June 6, 2018
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Unintended acceleration

When a bad driver accidentally hits the gas pedal instead of the brake pedal inside a parking space, the car will usually accelerate into another object until it is stopped. In the present day, unintended acceleration is a term the offending driver likes to claim in order to avoid paying for their mistakes. Those drivers always blame the car for accelerating on its own. Even if you present them with logs and even witnesses, they will continue to believe their own lie and claim the car accelerated on its own. Companies like Audi, Toyota and Tesla have fallen into this same trap.
I had an unintended acceleration event today. My brand new car took off on its own in the parking spot. It jumped over a curb and hit a brick wall even though my foot was on the brakes. I want the manufacture to step in and investigate why it happened. I am sure the car accelerated on its own and I would like to have the repair paid by them.
by Token B March 11, 2019
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A way of rational speech where “pop” is soda, we say our “a” diffferently and say things like “ya know?” People think we sound like Canadians, we do not
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An employee thought incapable of working independently and therefore relegated to the most menial tasks.
Who says a title doesn't improve morale -- Mickey here got tired of being looked down upon as a gofer, so we gave him the title Incidental Accessories Liaison and now he can't wait to get to work!
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false acceptance

pretending to be nice to someone deemed "embarrassing" as a way to seem funny. often done by people who believe someone who is outcasted so they pretend to like them because its seen as embarrassing and funny to interact with them.
"false acceptance is normally done as an ableist micro aggression"
by iamactuallyautistic March 10, 2021
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mage accelerator

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A:why mage accelerator is so dificult to get?!
B: RNG
by springroberto2020 January 11, 2022
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Phantom Accessory Syndrome

A feeling of an accessory (e.g. a ring) still being worn on you even though it isn't really there. It's caused by wearing an accessory for a long amount of time, then taking it off.
Guy 1. I was listening to ASMR all night with my Airpods. I took them out, but I can still feel them in my ears.
Guy 2: Seems like you have Phantom Accessory Syndrome
by TylerGaming101_YT March 23, 2022
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