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rape spankings

The form of Raping someone then spanking them so hard they start to bleed.
After sex, one could give rape spankings to the other because they weren’t good in bed.
by Big ball sack 1234 May 4, 2018
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babysitter spanking

The most painful spanking, when it’s from your parents they do it out of love. When the babysitter does it it’s out of pure spite specifically intended to leave a bruise and to hurt like hell!
Joe walked into class and stood behind his desk. The teacher told him to sit down, he replied I cannot!
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”
by Wreck it wrelph September 20, 2022
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spank the bank

To withdraw money from an Automated Teller Machine (ATM).
I'm low on cash so I need to swing by the Sheetz, Wawa or Turkey Hill and spank the bank.
by Uncle Dave w/ the Hat January 30, 2020
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spanking season

spank the people that have a dinglo larger than 1 cm
by katzvu October 10, 2021
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Sweep spank

The spanking of another's ass in a sweeping motion in any desired direction. Most effective when the non-palm part of the hand is used as this provides for the desired gliding action that defines the first part of this two part word.
Peter sweep spanked Vicky's bubble butt and caused a little jiggle action on her rump.
by Petrovski January 4, 2009
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Tater Spanked

"TO BE FUCKED UP" gone out of your mind, usually during a party including alcohol or drugs
Damn billy, we're so tater spanked!
by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017
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birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!

Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
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