Definitions by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire

Mojave spanking 

Involves two individuals, cactus, litter box, and a lot of imagination.

"I'd rather get some Mojave spanking then visit my in-laws."

Mojave spanking by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire April 16, 2020

Fear turkey 

The thing I'll fuck right after sending another death threat to the Pope.

I just want to inflict as much fear as I can - just as stuffing a turkey. Which I'll then proceed to have sex with. That's right, I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey!

Fear turkey by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire November 22, 2017