Colombian spanking

The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.

Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"

by TheDWare April 25, 2017

babysitter spanking

The most painful spanking, when it’s from your parents they do it out of love. When the babysitter does it it’s out of pure spite specifically intended to leave a bruise and to hurt like hell!

Joe walked into class and stood behind his desk. The teacher told him to sit down, he replied I cannot!
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”

by Wreck it wrelph September 20, 2022

cock-spank

1. A cock-spank is a man who has such a bad attitude he has to masturbate because he is getting no help in that department.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.

It's not my fault they canceled the appointment, so stop being a cock-spank about it!

by The Lone Wanderer's Bunker May 25, 2021

rape spankings

The form of Raping someone then spanking them so hard they start to bleed.

After sex, one could give rape spankings to the other because they weren’t good in bed.

by Big ball sack 1234 May 4, 2018

Spank Eye

A look of disbelief, often with a hint of sass.

I told him I was going to win at scrabble, but then he gave me the spank eye.

by SpankEyeCreator1 December 31, 2017

Drummer's Spanking

Using a double pass pedal to spank both of your girl's cheeks.

(Singer of band says to guitarist:) Where's Ron?
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.

by Llama66 October 17, 2019

Spank walk

When you go on a walk and you jack off in a public place. But not in a public bathroom.

I went on a spank walk last night. Example: I jacked off in the bushes by the park.

by cccth II rphyd October 26, 2016