by Bobby P (aka WAZZ) January 28, 2009
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Dang nizzle, after I cummed all over face, I put it in the cup and that bitch did the Winter Park Gelati.
by Da Watcher May 11, 2004
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The state of your legs when smothered by pants during winter and having suddenly been exposed to sunlight on the first warm day of Spring or during a formal occassion where a dress is a must. Winter legs can look pasty, scaly, hairy, or ashy.
Lauren: "You should have worn some pants today. Your winter legs are making my eyes bleed!"
Amy: "I know...I haven't shaved in 4 months, but it was so warm outside today that I had to wear shorts."
Amy: "I know...I haven't shaved in 4 months, but it was so warm outside today that I had to wear shorts."
by AATW March 16, 2011
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by cosmic user September 20, 2018
Get the Dog Days of Winter mug.a fictional holiday made up by Ethan, a video game crazed character in the comic "CTRL-ALT-DEL". Wintereenmas is holiday created to celebrate gamers and their interests, led by their king, Ethan.
by ethan cad November 20, 2007
Get the wintereenmas mug.a type of tan one gets during the duration of the winter season ...the person usually ends up looking white and pasty. also aquired when too much time is spent indoors
by gonzo117 April 18, 2009
Get the winter tan mug.A girl one attempts to begin a relationship with in late fall-early December to last until the weather improves and girls start going out again. The winter wife allows a young male to secure companionship during a relatively barren period in the dating market.
Generally, the male does not intend to make the winter wife a long-term girlfriend, and so the characteristics he prizes are slightly different. A slight decrease in physical beauty or intelligence will be overlooked if the girl is low maintenance, unlikely to take a breakup badly, and lives relatively close to his home (one does not want to have to pay for dates or incur expenses traveling to hook up with the winter wife). As the weather improves, the winter wife becomes more disposable, and a break-up becomes more likely, although the qualities that make her an ideal winter wife may cause the male to reconsider and continue dating her.
Generally, the male does not intend to make the winter wife a long-term girlfriend, and so the characteristics he prizes are slightly different. A slight decrease in physical beauty or intelligence will be overlooked if the girl is low maintenance, unlikely to take a breakup badly, and lives relatively close to his home (one does not want to have to pay for dates or incur expenses traveling to hook up with the winter wife). As the weather improves, the winter wife becomes more disposable, and a break-up becomes more likely, although the qualities that make her an ideal winter wife may cause the male to reconsider and continue dating her.
Dave: So are you and Emily serious? You hang out with her a lot.
Mike: Nah, she's just my winter wife. I'll probably dump her before Valentine's Day, since spring will be just around the corner.
Mike: Hey babe, I think you're great and everything, but I think it's time to see other people.
Emily: Is this just your way of avoiding taking me out for Valentine's Day?
Mike: Nah, she's just my winter wife. I'll probably dump her before Valentine's Day, since spring will be just around the corner.
Mike: Hey babe, I think you're great and everything, but I think it's time to see other people.
Emily: Is this just your way of avoiding taking me out for Valentine's Day?
by Il Toro di Bellosguardo January 7, 2012
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