watch me

a card game that people play in Stephen King's Dark Tower series, it sounds very much like poker.

They sat at a table away from the others playing a game of Watch Me half-heartedly.

by a different name brandon April 2, 2008

bird watcher

a guy who hangs in public bathrooms trying to look at your penis

For having 10 empty urinals the damn bird watcher had to come pee right next to me.....

by mademan007 October 3, 2008

Binge watch

Binge watch or binge-watching means that some person will watch multiple seasons of a show or anime in a week.

SHUT UP! I'M BINGE WATCHING BLACK BUTLER !!!

by Blackbutlerwatcher June 11, 2016

I'd watch that porn

A phrase that shows your approval of sexual relations between two (or more) people, in that you'd jack off to them having sex.

Mark: Did you hear? Sally and Jim are going out.
Bob: Holy shit, I'd watch that porn!

by Nitemarish September 24, 2009

Weech

nice way of saying bitch

You’re such a weech!
I hate her, she’s such a weech.

by Heheclubpenguin November 24, 2018

You like watching your neighbors watch TV?

A response one uses when they do not understand what someone is trying to tell them, or when they plainly do not give a fuck.

Hey! I just did like a bazillion second keg stand and ... *drunken mumbling*. It was awesome!
Huh, you like watching your neighbors watch TV?

by AMPflu April 10, 2011

Grenade Watch

To actively distract the least attractive female of a group for the sake of your male companions.

(generally performed as an act of sacrifice to help your buddies score).

Dude! You're on grenade watch tonight...

by Nice+Boozy July 4, 2006