Weech

nice way of saying bitch

You’re such a weech!
I hate her, she’s such a weech.

by Heheclubpenguin November 24, 2018

weech

A cute way of saying penis, wanker, schlong, ect

My boyfriend as a nice weech.

by weech March 29, 2009

Weech

Etymologically speaking, a person who mooches weed.

An individual who has the monetary means of obtaining marijuana, but who manipulates friendships in order to "smoke out" at no cost (other than his credibility). This person will usually show up shortly before a cannibus-smoking session and leave shortly after having his fill of the "devil's lettuce". Said person often "bogarts" as well.

Nostradamus: Alright let's blaze up this dunk-ass nugget
of 'dro!!!

Imhotep: Hells yeah, son!

Billy: Hey, can I hit that too y'all?

Nostradamus: Get your own shit, you fucking weech!

by Brad Langford January 24, 2006

Weech

Noun

One who contrives circumstances to get invited to a friend's house so they can play their Nintendo Wii.

Weeches versus owners.
(Context of multi-player tennis)

by Birddog December 28, 2006

Weech

In the context of, “What a weech.”

What a weech she was.

by WallFlower111 February 9, 2019

Weech

An evil black pug identified commonly by the name Murray. He is the reincarnation of Lucifer himself, but a handsome man. Be on the lookout for a weech.

That weech is so evil, he bit my parents' dog!

by MichaelHeeHee November 21, 2019

weech

a term used to describe a person who has big eyes or is (blick) and who is racist against him self

stop being a rascist your being a weech

by noel800 November 8, 2008