fuck weasel

A dipshit who can't drive.

Move your Yukon fuck weasel!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

weasel

In German a weasel (ein Wiesel) is a very fast and tricky animal. Whatever it does, the weasel does it fast. Faster than others, mostley smarter than others. If you compare it with a human character it will mean a fast working or acting person

This guy is as fast as a weasel!
Look, that guy plays the cards like a weasel!

by Scampi November 16, 2004

ass-weasel

A gerbil for really tuff gays.

He's as tuff as he looks he uses ass-weasels. When Dickie saw the stuffed ass-weasel behind the bar he turned arround and walked out. In the struggled between gay and ass-weasel the ass-weasel has be known to win.

by benthere March 8, 2008

Fuck Weasel

A person who declines delicious home made leftovers when leaving a friend's, relative's, or stranger's home after a scrumptious meal has been provided free of charge.

Grandma: Here you go my loving grandson. I well wrapped plate of leftovers for you to have for lunch tomorrow.

Grandson: Aw grandma, that sure was sweet of you, but ou know that I don't eat left overs.

Dad: Hey you little un-grateful Fuck Weasel. You take those leftovers and thank your grandmother.

by txredfish June 1, 2009

Weasel Sniffing

A new sport were competitors have to catch a weasel in a defined space and sniff it 3 times to become the winner.

Or someone who can be sly and fiendy!

Weasel sniffing should be an olympic sport!

Or Scholesy is a weasel sniffer.

by Dan Wood February 26, 2009

snitch weasel

verb-
To Jew, or slyly take what is wrongfully your's, usually something insignificant.

Noun-
Someone who snitch weasels frequently

Hey, look! That snitch weasel picking up a penny.

by afhfhghawjsa;fdslksdfknlfds November 17, 2010

Axis of Weasels

Relating to the video game, Conker's Bad Fur Day from Rare Ware. The German accented scientist weasel and the other lowly mustelid servants could perhaps be dubbed "Axis of Weasels". Bare in mind that this is not an official name for the characters. The reference in bearing is mostly directed to the scientist for his inscrutable German accent and the creation of the "Tediz" -- an obvious reference to Nazis.

Axis of Weasels has no applicable example. Try to research it some.

by Moddex July 17, 2007