Dick Weasel

A small creature that fits in the center of one's palm and when frightened will scurry under the covers of one's bed. Dick Weasels become hungry very easily and should be fed often. Usually blue in color.

Dude, did you lose your Dick Weasel the other night, I found one in my bed.

by Hobohut90 June 15, 2009

weasel-whacking

beating off - aka beat the meat

He's a weasel whacker if I ever saw one.

by weasel October 28, 2003

weasel licker

A nerd face who insists on coming up with dumb ideas.

Roy, you are such a weasel licker!

by Jammie May 13, 2006

weasel juice

what ends up on the road after a weasel is hit by a truck

awww man, you turned that fucker into weasel juice

by Matt R Mason January 6, 2009

chotch-weasel

technically: a bag of bonars that is a weasel

normally: a person who is really wiley at being a dick, and knows how to do it to be very impressive of their dicked-ness.

Wow my friends are such chotch-weasel's they always seem to find a way to get into trouble and get out scott free.

by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS February 25, 2010

Circus Weasel

probably the sickest longboard out there

That Circus Weasel rides like a unicorn

by circusweasel November 13, 2011

Axis of Weasels

1.One of the dumbest sites ever. You get a sticker for effort though.
2.France, Germany, and Canada

Rod refers to what is in his bum.

by Your Mom March 19, 2003