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terrorist

Under the narrowly defined sense used by the US (and allies of the US that benefit from the narrow definition) it's anyone who stands up for his/her rights against hegemonic interests or the use of resources for non multinational corporate interests. For the rest of the population of this planet, the US (and allies of the US that benefit from the narrow definition given above).
So Palestinian acts of violence are terrorist acts, but taking land away from an indigenous, innocent third-party and then treating people like dogs under a brutal occupation for years is not terrorizing?

The best way for the US to stop terrorism is to stop its overwhelming participation in committing terrorist acts.
by Angry Man/Woman of Color March 14, 2008
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terrorist

A person of any race or nationality that:
-uses the fear and/or death of civilians for political gain.
-is too immature and selfish to try and make a positive impact on society.
-uses their religion/background/ethnicity as an excuse to justify their blind hate
-is coerced into thinking it is ok to hurt others to get what they want
-beheads civilians when their fellow terrorists are fed and provided with a mat to pray on,a kuran, and food and drink
-fights the public because they are too cowardly to fight the government they wish to change
1. If we terrorists hijack this bus full of civilians who don't even know we exist we can get our way when the government decides to do xyz.
2. Hi, I am a terrorist and I don't care how anyone else feels so I am going to use violence against people who have no idea what I'm fighting for so I can get my way.
3. Hello, I am a (KKK member, muslim extremist, intolerant bastard) and because of this I am entitled to maim/ rape/ murder/ behead/ lynch/ burn/ torture whomever I wish
4. Howdy, Hackmir al' Wypeshisbutt said we should hate Americans (even though the only reason we are able to sustain ourselves is because of the food they send us) so therefore anyone of that nationality (no matter their view or background) must die and be cleansed from the earth (and let us starve to death because the only thing we have to eat is sand.
5. Hello I am a terrorist. My buddy Al Goah Fuqamysef is being held in an American prison for an indefinite amount of time while being fed, given a quran, and a mat to pray on. Because I don't like the fact that my terrorist friend must be interrogated I am going to capture some random people who are entirely neutral and behead them and send tapes to the families.
6. Hi I'm a terrorist and I am too cowardly to fight a foreign military (even though we fight like "lions and tigers and bears oh my") so therefore I am going to make a bomb and blow up people WHO DONT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT whether some foreign fucks want an extra .02 km in their border
7. Hello I provide money and safe harbor to people who intentionally kill innocents on a daily basis... but I'm not a terrorist nation....
by Jonathan12345 September 12, 2006
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Terrorist

A terrorist is today's scapegoat. Just like the Communists were in the Cold War era, and the savages at the time of the colonization of the Americas.
People's view of Terrorists is no different then the view people in America had of Communism in the Cold War.
by Part Ridge October 27, 2007
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terrorist groupie

Lose women who sleep with terrorists because of their fame and money.
Damn Osama has a lot of terrorist groupies
by roberinoiscool March 20, 2007
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Communist/Terrorist

The most dangerous combination an individual can be.
Jeff: Bro, I just heard Bill is a Communist/Terrorist.

Bob: Holy fuck

Bill: AHH BITCHES (shoots lighted napalm on crowd)
by PIEPIEPIEPIEapples December 6, 2010
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angry terrorism reacharound

An angry terrorism reacharound is when a person is being butthurt in an argument, but is still arguing well enough that he may still require some form of praise from his foe.

It can also happen when rage bukkake is considered to be favorable revenge; the assumption here is that an angry terrorism reacharound will be far worse.
Since SPS already thought Ralph was being buttraped by Jenn's giant penis, it was only fair that an angry terrorism reacharound was in order.
by J.M.H. January 3, 2008
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intellectual terrorist

logical activist; one who engages study, reflection, and speculation to overawe adversaries for the purpose of effecting societal change.
Armed with 10,000 internets, intellectual terrorists studiously exposed his slew of logical fallacies, shredding any remaining credibility he had to pull the wool over the public's eyes.
by snow50 March 5, 2015
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