tweetthief

A person who steals jokes and material from people on Twitter and tweets them as if they were their own, with no attribution, re-tweet, or credit given.

Hey, that tweetthief just posted my joke as their own!

by angryfatgeek January 24, 2010

Floating Teeth

What happens when it is dark and there is a black person and all you see is their teeth smiling.

Look at this nigga walkin over here. Here comes floating teeth.

by JizzayMizzay January 6, 2011

Hen's Teeth

Something that is very rare or difficult to find.

That part is harder to find than hen's teeth.

by ratfeast September 9, 2016

pull teeth

to do something in the most difficult way

He just has to pull teeth to complete his work.

by The Return of Light Joker May 5, 2009

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.

I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.

by Mc Nugget March 19, 2013

baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.

Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.

by 37 April 13, 2008

Mean tweets

Best USA President ever was removed because of mean tweets.

Gas prices are sky rocketing, but at least we got rid of the mean tweets.

by Bunglefk May 15, 2021