Turf

To discard, throw away

the mayo's gone bad yo, turf that shit

by dc9k December 28, 2005

turanos

Those military policemen who are now being found to infiltrate all Police Forces. They cause terror but they are their own heros, being given powers to kill; arress; harrass; and moreso the uniform is always there, as they asskiss for a dollar; betray the People, and feed thier ego on power without education. "Exempt from Drug Testing" "Immune from Criminal Prosecution," "Capable of Great Harm" "Basely Psychopatic."

I am going to dig some cosmopatic dirt on them and send it to simon so that these damned turanos can be managed.

Simon need help identifying all cities and town that suddenly use military uniforms and have civil police paydays.

If any turanos are in your locality please report it to central civilian intelligence. Civil Police Departments cannot legally give military power of the civil authority.

by Simon Corbin ( Just Simon from here on) August 9, 2006

turf me up

To throw someone out of a house or building.

James: "My mum says she will turf me up if i dont come up with the rent"
Bob: "Harsh tings son"

by Rob1 October 31, 2007

Turf Burglar

A man whom steals another man's turf. Turf either referring to a claimed area (a woman or man) or better yet, in reference to their pubic hair (i.e. turf) and all genitalia housed within. Also can be applied as heterosexual or homosexual to men or women.

Tara: "Hey Ilana, see that man at the bar, I bet he has one hell of a goal post and a well kept turf ... I am so gonna take him home and play his field tonight."
*Ilana moves in and chats the guy up for a few hours.*
Ilana: "Hey Tara, I have had enough to drink, this guy will give me a ride home, I'll see you tomorrow."
Tara: "Ilana, you are such a turf burglar."
*Tara heads home alone.*

by Environmentor December 7, 2010

Lawn turf

Also known as turfing someone's lawn, it is the act of driving one's automobile (a motorcycle, ATV, or souped-up golf cart will do in a pinch) onto the lawn of an enemy or merely someone who has given offense, gunning the vehicle, and leaving deep furrows in the grass. Extra points for destruction of topiary, flower beds, or particularly well manicured golf course-quality greenery. Bumper blasting of neatly stacked bags of leaves or other lawn detritus while exiting the premises is recommended if applicable. Crushing children's toys, garden gnomes, bird baths, etc. is optional and can provide additional pleasure.

Keep complaining about my loud music and you'll earn a lawn turf in the near future.

Our asshole neighbor put a fucking Trump for President sign in his yard, so when we came home shitfaced last night we turfed his lawn.

by Horn O'Plenty March 6, 2018

Dirty Turban

When two people are in the same bed and one silently farts leaving the other person unsuspecting, and yells DIRTY TURBAN and throws the covers over the others face.

Last night I pulled the greatest dirty turban on Louise Coyle.

by kcote January 2, 2009

turbanware

Often describing low quality software written in India by companies to save money.

"this turbanware sux it just keeps crashing"

by Linux_Galore February 13, 2004