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Birth Turd

When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.

Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.

However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.
Jesus i just had to shit a birth turd.
by SMC July 21, 2004
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Turd Reich

Turd Reich (terd raik) NOUN.

1. A play on the words, "Third Reich."

2. The long, brutal, fraudulent reign of U.S. President George Walker Bush.

3. The tenure of George Bush's “brain,” Karl Rove, (nickname, “turd blossom”), as Bush's chief adviser.

4. G.W. Bush is the third (get it, third/turd?) U.S. leader named “George.” (George Washington and G.H.W. Bush were the first two. See also, “Third Reich.”
Details of the Turd Reich's horrific torture practices came today in the so-called "Holy Grail" report from the CIA.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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Truducken

A beautifully constructed piece of meat containing turkey, duck, and chicken. Often eaten at holiday. Some say it looks like a vagina.
Boy- hey grandpa what are we having for dinner?
Grandpa- only a wonderful meat masterpiece aka ... the truducken.
by wonderfulthanksgivingcreations February 27, 2010
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Free Range Turd

The art of dropping a deuce "inconspicuously" with the bathroom door open, the lights off, and under the assumption that no one knows you're in there . Typically Free Range Turders are caught in the act; the perpetrator resembles a deer in headlights.
Ahahaha I just caught Kaysi Free Range Turding... again.

If I have to see one more Free Range Turd go down in this house, Imma lose my damn mind!

FRTer ( fur - tur )

Once a FRTer always a FRTer...

Warning to any FRTers, I'm turning on the lights

I can't hear anything, but it sure smells like a Free Range Turd
by Slick Rick N' a BD February 27, 2011
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Turd place

A poof way of referring to the arse or butthole. Normally filled with dung, but can also be filled with a French press of coffee at body temperature for the deep cleansing effect before anal sex, or just for the fun of it.
Howard is a real butthole surfer and likes to have his turd place filled with a venti cup of espresso. Yep, that's 20 individual espresso's.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 11, 2008
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turd floater

heavy rain that causes the turds of various animals to float out of your yard.
Yo dog, dat rain last night was a real turd floater!
by skeaton May 25, 2004
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