Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

name that tune!

When you have a massive shit brewing and produce an audio masterpiece by feathering your sphincter whilst expelling toxic fart gas from your colon.

Hey dude... *paaarrrrppp* Name that tune!!!

by KencoKid March 22, 2022

Looney Tuned

A goofy knock out.

Jason got looney tuned on his way back home.

by MapacheVII July 24, 2020

Tuning his guitar

Wackin it

Tommy's in there tuning his guitar.

by Hillarea June 13, 2022

Tune

‣ verb

- To communicate information. To tell.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.

- “ Tune this oan the barsh you were rapping about.”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

tooth tunes

Brilliant musical toothbrushes that existed back around 2007 to 2013 at least, that played a song to help make brushing your teeth fun. Each brush played a different song.

“We were rocking out while brushing with our tooth tunes!

by musicmachine2018 June 12, 2018

Tune-up

A lopsided matchup, especially at the beginning of the college football season in which you are almost guaranteed to win just to give the smaller school money in exchange for player experience and a win.

Bro we just played a tune-up against this trash team.

by IIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDKKKKKKKK April 28, 2021