The Angry Torpedo

to grunt and force a log of shit out of your ass with such ferocity that you get a splatter effect on the inside of the toilet (if done too forcefully you may get some kickback so be cautious when performing in stalls.) CAUTION!: do not attempt The Angry Torpedo when you have the drizzling shits as you may effectively blow your colon.

Man, I was feeding this chick a hot lunch last night, but I was so constapated that I shot off an Angry Torpedo by accident and took out her left eye.

by Stacker February 26, 2004

torpedoed

To be betrayed, backstabbed, dissed, or punked by a someone you thought loyal.

Usually it's bros before hos, but Eddy torpedoed me with that bitch.

by mcgggggg June 6, 2005

Topeka

Topeka is the capital of Kansas. Topeka has had a stagnate population of 120,000 people. Topeka attracts very little on account of careless citizens as well as a disorganized city government which is mocked by secular group of bigots known as the Phelps clan. Topeka also has one of the highest crime rates per capita in the nation. There is little to do in Topeka for young people as well as middle aged people who seek a night life. Topeka has no night life, very little culture, and very little reason for young people to settle there after college. The city also has a hard time attracting any young families. Shawnee, Kansas can attract young families where as Topeka cannot do such a thing. Topeka would have died out years ago if it was not the state capital. Can something similar be said about state capitals in general? If you live in the Greater Kansas City area or Lawrence, then there is no reason to ever go to Topeka. There generally is never a legitimate reason to visit Topeka unless you are interested in touring the capital building and seeing the World Famous Topeka Zoo, which now has to be maintained by the county. Topeka is devasting.

Student One: Hi, where are you from?
Student Two: Overland Park, and you?
Student One: ...Topeka...
Student Two: Oh...yeah Topeka.
Student One: Yes, Topeka of all places.

by Eddie Ewing October 6, 2005

rusty torpedo

after you fuck a bitch in the ass and shove your rod down her throat.

i know this hoe who liked ass to mouth so i gave her a rusty torpedo.

by t-loc April 28, 2006

Topes

A mix between Totally and Dope.

Friend: That backflip was Topes!

by NettiConfetti September 26, 2010

Toppenish

A State in Washington were only three races exist- Mexican, Native, and Whites (Mostly Mexicans). A beautiful town until you get in the hood. You Have a higher chance to have a random native to get in your car than to get shot. At night don't worry about getting shot because the police is always on patrol. Just Kidding, always stay indoors and avoid talking to Alan and Eduardo. And think twice about going for a walk in red. Other than that, Toppenish is alright.

Person 1: Let's go to Toppenish!
Person 2: Alright!

by Sid12 May 26, 2018

oscar thorpe

A little Poo bum sniff that has a tiny tic tac and pisses off everyone

I don't like oscar thorpe

by Hannah brerton July 5, 2017