toobs

A combination of the words "too" and "bad". Means "too bad".

"You just spilled my juice!"
"Toobs, dude."

by Sonalyka February 11, 2006

tonsillectomy

When a girl deep throats you so hard, you knock out her tonsils with your shaft.

I want to give that girl a tonsillectomy she'll never forget.

by JDHalfracK September 25, 2010

tonsil hockey

A game where the male appendage is the stick and someone's tonsil is the puck.

He got his daily requirement of protein from playing tonsil hockey.

by PeeBee January 21, 2004

Toonie

Toongabbie - a suburb in the western suburbs of Sydney, Australia

"Since they demolished the Picadilly, there's nowhere to shop in Toonie"

by Alberto Rosso August 18, 2007

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.

Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!

by Tyler O'Conner What? October 5, 2003

Toolsh

A mixture between a tool and douche.

"Look at that skinny white kid with the FUBU jump suit."
""Yeah what a toolsh

by Mc jizzle December 7, 2009

Tonsil boxer

A Goddam cocksucker. The person who takes the penis down their throat, bumping the head of the penis against their tonsils. Similar to a boxer working at a speed bag.

i asked the tin knocker not to install the HVAC in that location. The cocksucker did it anyway. I yelled out to the fucking tonsil boxer, you put that shit in my way. Cocksucking tonsil boxer.

by BADASSGUNNY May 23, 2015