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Tongue Juggling 

When you’re hungry AF, salivary glands going crazier than a hood ho on crack, waiting for food that’s busing cooking on the BBQ or in the oven, cannot wait any longer and needs tah taste test them sweet-ass tidbits immediately. By this time the food’s about done but minutes seem like hours away so you reach in and pinch your prime sample and pop it in your mouth. This is where the act of tongue juggling kicks in, it’s an art form and not for the faint-hearted. This involves delicately juggling the piece of food around on your tongue so as not to burn this insides of your mouth. This is usually accompanied by some form of circular breathing to help regulate the food’s temperature so it can feel like you’re playing a mah-fuggin invisible didgeridoo. Once mastered it can be to your detriment though as when it comes time to dish up your meal there ain’t much left.
Letisha: "Damn gurl, them chicken wings done yet!?"
Shaquandra: "They should be ready in like 5 minutes, let me go check."
Shaquandra: "Dah-actual-faq! where dem chickens wings at, someone been tongue juggling them bitches!"
Letisha: "Jamal!!!! you been tongue juggling our food?? imma whoop yo ass boy!"
Tongue Juggling by Samurai_DBN September 17, 2016

tongue massage expert

Someone who massages expertly with their tongue, can be a male or female and usually does the massaging in the pelvic area
Someone get me a mop, I just finished up with a tongue massage expert

tongue tambourine 

Clitoris

The part of a woman's body you slap and shake with your tongue.
My girl had me playin' the tongue tambourine for a half hour last night; my jaw is still sore.
tongue tambourine by BigBoppa February 22, 2008

tongue depressor

its when u find a chick with a weak gag reflex who usually doesnt like to suck dick but will and stick ur wood in her mouth as far as possible, making her gag and choke with out mercy.... u can also add a " say ahhh" in their for comedic purposes
" man she'll mever blow me again cause i told her to say ahhhh and they gave her the tongue depressor and she almost threw up "
tongue depressor by fwankief April 26, 2010

Tongue Tied 

sooooo, it's a song. recently revealed as the mcyt ship song for skephalo. (skeppy and badboyhalo) I believe it's platonic shipping as they are best friends.
Person1: Have you heard the song TONGUE TIED?
person 2: Yeah! It's SKEPHALO ship song.
Person 1: what's thattttttt, I just like the song.

tongue emoji 

“To anticipate or prepare to put cock into mouth.”
“Can’t wait to see you tomorrow 👅(tongue emoji).
tongue emoji by DateRapeDave February 4, 2018