Today is Easter

Guess what it means.......come on

Today is easter!!!

by Bob and tom in teh morining April 23, 2004

Looking London, Talking Tokyo

When you get so messed up on drugs or alchohol you can't make heads or tails of the conversation. Y

"I can't understand a word Mary is saying, she is looking London, Talking Tokyo."

by C WJ July 3, 2005

today years old

A fancy way of saying that you just did or learned something for the first time today.

I was today years old when I found out that it's called duck tape and not duct tape.

He finally lost his virginity when he was today years old.

by BornBlitzed September 7, 2018

Tokyo Sandblaster

an ambiguous, but certainly very, very dirty sex act, that cannot be described, performed, viewed, and/or otherwise censored, yet elicits the same kind of junior high response of other more obvious, more commonly known, certainly very, very dirty sex acts.

Origin: Conan 11/09/10. TBS.

Joe: I walked in the kitchen and they were doing the Tokyo Sandblaster.

Bill: What's a Tokyo Sandblaster?

Joe: certainly it is a very, very dirty sex act of which we are not aware, but amused in a way I haven't felt since....since.....junior high!

by evilmaster69 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sand-Blast

a sex move where the performer sits on their partners face and proceeds to diarrhea all over their face

man: ugh, what a night *sniff* what's this shit on my face?
ming-ming the viatnamese prostitute: tehehe me go Tokyo Sand-Blast in you grill

by Burt f-ing Reynolds November 25, 2010

Tokey Pokey

The act of doing the "Hokey Pokey" but instead singing the lyrics to stoner music with a group of people while passing the weed.

You should have came to the kick back last Saturday, we did the Tokey Pokey all night long.

by Broseph12 May 7, 2010

Tokyo Skid

A big fan of Tokyo Drift style racing will run into the bathroom and drift past the toilet, when needing to poop. The drifter will attempt to drift his turd into the toilet often failing and making a skid mark on the impacted surface.

Nick pulled off a Tokyo Skid in my step mom's toilet last night! tokyo drift skid

by Derek H and Nick G February 27, 2011