Toilet Seating

A phrase used for the act of relieving oneself while sitting on the spread apart lap of another individual while they, too, are relieving themselves on the toilet. The latter individual is then considered the 'toilet seat'. This is typically done in the woman on top position.

My boyfriend and I had to use the bathroom at the same time and couldn't hold it, so we ended up toilet seating.

by jazryo December 27, 2010

Toilet Paper

1. A paper substance with no significant use other then to wipe one's feces expelling cavity.

2. Anything written by Stephanie Meyer or L. Ron Hubbard.

Matt: "Would you like my copy of What Is Scientology?"
Trey: "Sure, I just ran out of toilet paper."

by ballzgalore May 7, 2015

lake toilato

toilet. where you go fishing for brown trout.

"Where is Kaminscus?"
"Well, Sarge, he's fishing for brown trout in lake toilato."

by Gomer June 30, 2003

Niggity Toilet

a black skibidi toilet.

niggity toilet - "brrrr niggity dop dop dop yes yes"
me - "damn. that's a niggity toilet alright."

by not futivos and friends August 11, 2023

buying the toilet paper

"Buying the toilet paper" is to perform an action one knows will have no impact on their current dilemma, yet they perform it anyways just to feel like you have some control over an uncontrollable situation.

Based on the 2020 toilet paper shortages.

"voting is pointless. I'd just be buying the toilet paper."

by slutilda March 14, 2020

Tilder

Phoenetic pronunciation of TLDR meaning "too long, didn't read". Used by geeks in human conversation with each other.

Geek A: Did you read that article?
Geek B: No, tilder.

by JackUK February 18, 2007

toilet text

Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!

A toilet text just might be better than a sext. Is that possible? Yes. It really is.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014