Todd Martinson

The act of being the most outstanding person in the room. Most of the time guys dislike him because their women are trying to hook up with him.

Man that party would have been pretty epic last night if Todd Martinson didn't take my lady home.

by King boogy December 12, 2023

Todd

People talk about Todd a lot. You're gonna hear about at least 4 Todds in your lifetime, but here's the thing, you never actually meet Todd. Todd is real, you just can't meet him yourself.

Guy 1: I think I saw Todd at the store yesterday.
Guy 2: Who the fuck is Todd?

by Dictionary Jackass June 18, 2022

Max Todd

100% guarantee to have a massive forehead and a receding hairline at the age of 12, he is quite smart but has 0 chat and only shoots 2's. All his ex's are Indian and he loves a bit of spice. He acts like he's the bollocks but is a big pussy, he needs to grow up, tell him to stop chatting to munters.

dave 'you seen that max todd guy'
john 'yeah hes a right munter hunter'
dave 'no hairline merchant'

by geeza1291 January 12, 2023

jason todd-ed

get killed in a brutal way as jason todd (batman’s second robin) was

joker in the arkham knight game: now it seems you’re struggling with the subtext, bats, so let me spell it out: lock yourself up and tim drake will be 'jason todd-ed’

by jaybirdlovebot December 4, 2024

Todd kolibas

A debonair type fellow strong who's rugged good looks and swift gifted gab can talk almost any girl out of her garments and into a horizontal position in little to no time.
#strong and ordinary swift with a back hand a Todd Kolibas type is hard to beat cheat or knock down with out Severe Repercussion To those Who contest for challenge.
# Another definition Is one who who walks with a limp On account of his pimp.
# struts rather then step when In walk

The girl was rendered helpless to theTodd Kolibas couch catch

by anonymous July 8, 2023

Todd

he is awesome and bahalled and was the fist to sign my year book he was also my first... he is best princepal ever and i love hime dearly. please mr Clarcsen notice me, love me, hunger for me, dream of me like i do u every night.

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call me<3: (605-313-4000)
I'll give u a nice present:)
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slather me in peanut butter Todd (Toddy Boy)

by PurpleOrangex2 December 16, 2023

Todd

Doesn’t know why the carpet is all wet. Married to Margo.

And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!? I don’t KNOW Margo!

by T. Guadalupe January 16, 2022