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Troll

A cop , police , 5-0 what ever you want to call them.
Dog troll came and we had to bounce the fuck out from there.
by 305todafullest September 19, 2007
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troll

An ugly ass chick that scares the HELL out of anybody that is unfortunate enough to witness her presence
Hey, look at the fuckin troll. She must've crawled out from under a bridge.
by Chode Dropper August 7, 2005
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troll

hide the blunt, i see trolls
by Troll King January 25, 2010
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troll

verb. The act of hiding all of someone's possessions when they leave their desk unattended for a moment, then laughing at them as they search for them. Most popular in high schools.
by TheStuffedBeaver March 16, 2010
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Troll

A person with a pedophile van that says rape on the side of it. Also has an ice cream truck jingle on his/her van.
Hey hinkerdoodlecakes stop being a troll!!!
by The Troll Himself November 30, 2011
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Troll

An individual, male or female, who is socially inept and of sub-par intelligence. They are known for their feeble minds, obnoxious behavior, and often regarded as a nuisance to the general public because they suck at life. Most Trolls suffer from low self esteem and inadequacies, to coup with this they often project their feelings of insecurities on people they envy. Trolls are found all over the world and seem to be on the rise. Trolls are often eager to harass members of society who contribute to humanity and hold higher social values. Once it's been confirmed the individual in question is in fact a troll, it is appropriate to sound a "TROLL ALERT" to notify others.
1) Annoying Individual at public place is giving you crap for no reason, other then to perhaps seem cool in his own mind. - It would be appropriate to sound a "TROLL ALERT" - which is you stating this loudly to the crowd, your friends and other people, in the know, should follow suit, for maximum delivery. This has been proven to be highly effective is disarming Trolls.

2) Group of individuals (Trolls) pointing and laughing. - Confirm they are trolls. confirmed. - guy 1 - Sound Troll Alarm "TROLL ALERT" - guy 2 - "TROLL ALERT" - guy 3 - "TROLL ALERT" - Trolls now shut up and leave you alone.
by eFlow October 23, 2012
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Troll

1) A magical creature that lives under a bridge.
2) Someone who says something provocative to incite an argument.
1: *Man starts to walk across bridge* *Troll eats man*
2: Example of internet trolling: Posting on 50 Cent's forum "White rappers FTW"
by trollfacetrafficcop October 2, 2011
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