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eat the groceries by Frank Pozzi April 28, 2016
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Thuggizzle Make The Grade
Thuggizzle make the grade is another great cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella dedicated to helping kids understand that school is important. Thuggizzle pays students $20.00 for making straight A's A's&B's and improvement. If a student brings he or she grades up from an F to a D thuggizzle recognizes them as If they made an A.
Thuggizzle Make The Grade by anonymous playa 17 December 11, 2019
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The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009
smash the guitar
To masturbate vigorously, as if romancing one's beloved guitar. Common among musicians and college freshmen.
Bro: "Man, some nights I love to just lie in bed and smash the guitar."
Everyone Else: "Ewwww." (Alternate response: "We knew, we can hear you!")
Everyone Else: "Ewwww." (Alternate response: "We knew, we can hear you!")
smash the guitar by rock out with yo cock out March 24, 2014
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get your mind out of the gutter
A phrase said when a listener infers a dirty/sexual innuendo from something said by the speaker who did not imply anything of the kind.
get your mind out of the gutter by 12dan4 August 14, 2011
The Game is to be sold, not to be told
The game is to be sold, NOT to be told. Let me explain; you are meant to make money when you are in the game but you are not suppose to openly discuss the game you are in. This is due to the fact that it will eventually lead to you being ejected from the game. For you see, when you are a player in the game, all the other players in the game have no choice but to "player hate" on you. There is a direct correlation to the amount of hate you receive from other players in the game with how much "weight" you carry in the game. If you are "heavy" in the game, expect a proportional amount of hate from other players in the game. The only way to limit the amount of "player haters" is to either: not discuss the game you are in (it is not to be told), or to take player haters out the Game (i.e. see them deceased). If you do go against this rule of the game and you are ejected from the game, you must realize that it will be extremely difficult to re-enter the game. This is due to another fundamental rule of the game: The game does not wait. Given that the game does not wait and that you have been ejected from the game, you will have to seriously play catch up to re-enter the game. In some instances, it is impossible to re-enter the game. I hope this clarifies the rule about the game being sold and not told.
The Game is to be sold, not to be told by AP Money & Machate July 28, 2010