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The weather

What to talk about when you meet your neighbor early in the morning by the mailbox in your pajamas and can't think of anything else to say. Weather precedes "the kids".
Bob: The weather is nice today, isn't it?
John: Yes, it is.
Bob: ...
John: ...
(awkward silence)
Bob: So how are the kids?
The weather by Oracle Almighty December 1, 2010

Share the welf 

Short for Share the Welf(are).

Term that describes when one buys food for all his friends using his government-paid Food Stamp Card.
Chad was running out of days to use up the money on his food stamp card, so luckily for me he was willing to share the welf.
Share the welf by jeru411 October 29, 2009

nobber of the week 

Highly prestigious award given to the one person who has most notably made the biggest arse of themselves during the past 7 days.
nobber of the week by MikeB October 20, 2003

dayum bro you got the whole squad laughing 

something you say when someone makes a stupid fucking joke
sophia- “I am gonna baptize my child in vape smoke

everyone else- “dayum bro you got the whole squad laughing”

Unfuck The World 

You know it’s time. Time to Unfuck The World.
Unfuck The World is a global movement aimed to inspire everyday people to take positive ACTION towards Unfucking The World.

There is no gentle way to say it, this world is fucked up.

No positive action is too big or too small, and it’s the sum of our actions that will move the world in the right direction.

YOU have the power to Unfuck The World.
I am going to unfuck the world by spreading the news that a new movement for global human rights equality has arrived!
Unfuck The World by Rockerhippy August 9, 2012

The Warden 

A Minecraft mob being added to Minecraft in the "Caves and Cliffs Update". This mob can one-shot you if you don't wear armour and takes 7 hearts of damage with full netherite armour.
The Warden killed me and I lost all my loot.