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Textercise

The act of loosening the muscles in your fingers by texting until satisfactory. Usually when your hands fall asleep, are very numb, or cramped.

You would expect texting would increase the discomfort in your fingers, but is likely to help.
Sonic: After I played in the snow and my fingers got all numb I had to textercise them back to normal
Tails: Why didn't you just play video games?
Sonic: Because your fingers never leave the buttons...
by ErikaBaby February 5, 2009
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texticulate

funny how your girlfriend always wants to texticulate when you're out with the boys!
by 2quickmick February 19, 2009
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textident

A textident is a specific, identifiable, unexpected, unusual and unintended external action which occurs in a particular time and place, without apparent or deliberate cause but with marked effects because of the act of texting. This is a negative probabilistic outcome which may have been avoided or prevented if you were not an idiot.
Driving while texting and getting into an accident or "textident".
by theTJ June 9, 2009
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textidude

Damn, she had hella textidude with me today.
by alikat01 April 29, 2009
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Texticon

The vocabulary and language of text-happy Gen Y kids. A lexicon of words that are designed to be phonetic and easier to type/text rather than grammatically correct: Ur, K, BRB, U, 2
My little brother complains about not having a job, but then I look at his application and it says, "UR a gr8 company..." What kind of texticon junk is that?
by Ellbee May 6, 2009
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Texticle

A reference to the phone of people who are Textually Active
Hey Dude, Toss me your texticle!
by Gnomekilla August 14, 2009
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textertainment

when someone over a phone texts you random funny stuff, and you just say lol and they text you another random funny thing, you just keep loling...(and some might not be funny, too)
joe- wow! that chick is FAT!!!!!!
you-lol
joe- why does my ass itch?
you-lol
joe- i just saw a SLUT!
you- lol
joe- ouch i just sat on a pin!
you- your textertainment isnt funny anymore...
and so on...
by mr. shitheadsezhai December 9, 2009
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