testicle paradox

The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.

Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.

Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.

Woman experienced the testicle paradox.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010

Testefreeze

The sensation a man feels while driving a car with a cold beverage between his legs.

No, it's just the sweat from the big-gulp... I'm serious. I even have testefreeze! Look!

by Nicolas Thorley March 11, 2005

Testectomist

Testectomist: (noun) A person who is professionally trained and licensed to remove the nadgers. Synonyms: Wife.

"My wife tried some testectonmy on me last night"
"oh is she a trained testectomist?"

by missdevilmonkey November 3, 2008

Testicle Tartare

the essence of man

I said to my girlfriend, would you like some testicle tartare on your titties

by Butt Piser June 12, 2009

Testea

noun, adjective, verb
noun, Testea: means a very good looking, sophisticated, smart and charming gentleman.
adjective, Testeaious: means someone who acts like or tries to be like a Testea.

v. "To testea:" means to entertain a person/people.

I am a Testea which means I am a very good looking, sophisticated, smart and charming man.

You are being Testeaious!!!! Why are you trying to be like a Testea?!!!!

I am testeaing these people, they are having a good time.

by Kebede Abebe March 9, 2011

Teetie

An word for breast commonly used in souther russia

dude that one chicks teetie was bigger than the other

by banana dildo March 30, 2015

Smash Testicle

The everlasting glowing sphere of fiery power that can sometimes be sequestered from a crate, barrel or will occasionally burst from the womb of the universe. Some go there whole lives without ever seeing the elusive bright shine that can drive even the most lowly knave to supreme glory. Its origins date back to ancient times, (Jan 31 2008). Its raw energy derived from the NUTSACK OF CHUCK NORRIS, shooting from his throbbing urethra, the energy shot forth into the bowels of the universe's cunthole. It gestated for countless millenia waiting for the opportune moment to blast through and reveal its supreme power in a display of unparalleled awesomeness. Gaining the power of the deceptive orb requires cunning, skill, stamina, endurance, luck and pure testosterone. It may last only for a moment, but for that brief instant... you are god.

Nadsack: no... dont get it...

Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!

Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!

Dude: YES! I GOT IT!

Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!

Dude:....I love this game.

by cockjuggling thundercunt October 13, 2009