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Teslastanistan

The far-flung global community of blind Tesla zealots. The capital city is Muskegon, known colloquially as Elonabad.
"Twitter is now the state-owned media of Teslastanistan."
by Ron Mitchell May 12, 2022
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Teslap

Teslap is like “slug bug” but with Tesla. When you see a Tesla, you slap the nearest person and say the color. The person who says and/or slaps first is wins and they car cannot be called again.

If there are multiple people in the car, it can be fun to target one person if they are being an asshole. You can also play strictly with the people that are in your area in the car - for example, passenger and driver play together and the people in the back play, but people in the back seat cannot play with the driver or passenger. This is because the front seats can have an advantage of sight.
*Driver sees white Tesla* *Driver slaps passenger as hard or soft as they see fit* “White one!” Teslap!
by Rosietoes27 June 24, 2022
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teslacunt

A Tesla owner who feels the need to tell everyone they drive a Tesla and are saving the planet
You know Tarquin, he's now a Teslacunt, and is telling everyone
by rossybee March 4, 2023
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teslabali

Aye bro, did you see that whale? I thought it was teslabali!
by balibrufas September 6, 2023
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Teslarse

A conjunction of the two words Tesla and arse. It is pronounced Tess-larse. It is defined as the sort of smug faced sanctimonious twat that has £80,000+ to buy a car, yet spends it on a fucking Tesla as opposed to buying any one of the wide range of high end performance German vehicles.

The word is pretty much exclusively negative.
Person one: “Did you hear that *Insert name here* has come into some money?”
Person two: “Aye, i heard about it.”
Person one: “They’ve decided on a new motor”
Person two: “Really, what’ve they gone for?”
Person one: “They’re looking at something electric
Person two: “Err, wow, you mean like a Tesla?”
Person one: “Exactly”
Person two: “For fucks’ sake, they could get an M3 or an AMG Merc for less. What a Teslarse.”
by The Richweiler June 3, 2024
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teslacide

When a Tesla is so embarrassed by the actions of it's owner that it initiates self destruct mode and burns itself to the ground
All the cars at the Tesla dealership were so ashamed that they committed Teslacide
by tron781 March 10, 2025
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Teslaist

Someone who defaces Teslas, or damages them in any way shape or form. A combination of terrorist and Tesla.
Police: We’re looking for the Teslaist that painted a swastika on this Cybertruck.
by Encasio March 19, 2025
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