Dung tongue

Terrible smelling breath, resembling that of cow dung. Frequent among mainly middle-aged and erderly people, seldom ever enjoyed or celebrated and wholly unpleasant.

This chick at my work yo, she really nice but every time I chat to her I'm hit with a breeze of warm dung tongue right in the kisser.

by Dickie Bummel September 6, 2015

Serpent Tongued

A sly, deceitful way of speaking akin to that of the devil.

Hillary is a Serpent Tongued liar. She'll say anything to get people to follow her.

by havoc777 September 6, 2016

mun teng

The most graceful clown with a mind for words. She'll burn you to the ground, with her amazing wit, but she'll also be the shoulder to cry on when you're down. Aspiring writer.

Damn, you're a genuine mun teng.

by cheeselasagne April 8, 2017

fox tongue

A bizarre variation of English with frequent typos, blatantly improvised sentence structure, and overly used phrases such as "fight me/square up", "you know what?", and "sucks to suck".

Normal person: oh darn, I made a mistake. fox, can you help me?
Fox: huh, sucks to suck.
Normal person: have you ever tried not speaking in fox tongue
Fox: you know what? fight me.

by 2thicc2handle September 22, 2017

Pointy-Tongue

1. When one flexes their tongue into a "point" at the tip and then proceeds to go ham directly on the clit while giving oral. This seems to be inspired by shitty porn and not only doesn't feel good, it's an abomination and needs to be stopped.

2. One of the worst ways to eat pussy.

Jess: Last night Brian used pointy-tongue.

Sarah: oh my god, you should break up with him.

by Jam Sandwitcher November 28, 2017

Lizards tongue

When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.

Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.

by shockin burt June 12, 2018

jaidyn tenbusch

Jaidyn Tenbusch (or Jaidyn T) is the very definition of beautiful. She is kind, thoughtful, and most of the time, late for everything. She isn’t very interested in first come, first served type love. She needs a partner, a soulmate, a true love. She wants someone with a big heart and an intelligent brain. Her heart is as pure as gold, and her brain as fast as you can say guacamole! She wants someone JUST like her. This is the very definition of Jaidyn Tenbusch.

Random dude: Is that Jaidyn Tenbusch?
Random dude’s friend: I think so! You should go talk to her!
Random dude: Ok! Hey, Jaidyn! Wanna go out tonight?
Jaidyn: Sure! Just remember; I’m always fashionably late!

by Princess Yuki 1029384756 September 19, 2018