tenacious

The gripping or holding firmly of an item.

Why tenacious when you can be magically delicous.

by --a0a-- February 25, 2003

Tenderize

To purposely drain your teammate's health so they will be killed by an opponent more easily.

Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.

"Dude, I just got the most epic tenderize on Skarth with this power drain!"

Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."

Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"

"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"

by ArdeGT February 23, 2008

Fuck boy tendencies

To have certain fuck boy characteristics but still not considered to be a fuck boy.

Friend: That guy is soo cute!
Me: Yeah but he has fuck boy tendencies so be careful.

by Princess Pandamonium19 September 6, 2016

musty goal tender

When a woman has been working out and her pubes get tied in knots thus blocking all trys for entry

I tried to get busy at lunch but she had a musty goal tender

by skippysmistake September 1, 2009

take a butterfly knife to your tender parts

what the father of a teenage girl does to you if you hurt his daughter.

Angry War Veteran Father: "If you hurt her, I will take a butterfly knife to your tender parts."
Frightened Teenage Boy: "Yes sir, I'll have her home by eight."

by ThisIsGoingToHurt March 24, 2009

Tenderful

Tender, yummy.

A meat product so tender, flavorful, and wonderful that is just is absolutely tenderful

by dr cannabis December 15, 2011

meat tenderiser

while having sex with a bitch pull your dong out of her and comense slapping her pussy with it.

i was smashed when we were fuckin so i gave her the ol meat tenderiser.

by bolden January 24, 2007