tamponification

1.)-noun-the ideal of ones personality, emotions, and traits.

2.) -verb-When your friend decides to stick a tampon in his or her mouth; then precedes to try to talk to you.

The tamponification of Daniel made it hard to converse with him.

by Pistachio & Five June 8, 2011

Tamponathon

When you're boyfriend or spouse wants to get lucky and round the bases but you tell him the only thing going down their is tampons

Dude: "So Ashley you think its time"
Ashley: "Not right not im having a tamponathon maybe next weekend"
Dude: FML :(

by A.K 1992 February 14, 2012

tampon drunk

Soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your vagina or asshole to make you feel drunk

Her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk

by Fuk'n Twat Nugget December 28, 2014

Tampon Tub

A system of free emergency tampons in your school, college or workplace.

Tampon Tubs are a supply of free emergency tampons, set up for and by people who menstruate. The idea is that you take one when you need one and replenish it when you have a spare. Tampon Tubs are maintained through an honour system and are easy to set up. Never go without again.

There is a Tampon Tub in the library toilets, it really came in handy the other day.

by Aphrodyki February 12, 2015

tampon

a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.

Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?

by livelifeontop September 29, 2015

tampon

a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.

Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?

by livelifeontop September 29, 2015

Temp Agency Van

A 15 passenger van that a temp agency uses to transport druggies and lunatics to job sites. These vans are usually battered littered with questionable materials (ie. Liquor bottles, used tampons, etc.) and filthy. The seats are saturated with butt-grease and urine, giving the van a distinctive and strong odor.

If you're out on a temp job, you don't want to ride in one of these.

(formerly homeless temp). Yeah, I rode a Temp Agency Van, I got my hepatitis from the seats.

by st31n3r January 21, 2018