Brain Teaser

A story with a punchline. Used to tease the brain and produce laughter.

John: Bill looked in the mirror. He didn't see his own reflection but someone else's. He was not surprised or worried. What was going on?
Blake: I don't know, what?
John: Bill was looking at a photo!
Blake: Haha! That was a cool brain teaser!

by eeguurl March 9, 2015

Gucci Toaster

When you have sexual intercourse with a rich prostitute and the prostitutes vagina is tight and hot.

"Dude I fucked a prostitute last night, and I pulled a Gucci Toaster."

by Saturday is for the Goy's November 11, 2017

shes my toaster strudel

when you cum on her stomach or back like a toaster strudel

Bro1: Im tryna get laid by her, imma go talk to her real quick.
Bro2: nah you cant bro shes my toaster strudel.
Bro1: oh...

by YunngDaggerD July 1, 2017

toaster lips

vaginal lips that are so large and dangly that they could easily be inserted into the two sides of a toaster.

Wolfgang's mom's toaster lips are so big, I wear them like earmuffs when I'm going down on her.

by g.b. gerbil September 12, 2008

Toaster Strudel

When a girl gets sunburned, and then the guy finishes all on her back.

I took Ashley to the beach and she fell asleep. She woke up and I gave her the toaster strudel.

by Betaversion February 9, 2015

Toaster Strudel

(v) To cover a girl's face with a vast amount of semen, reminiscient of the commercials for the popular product by Pillsbury. Also known as a facial, bukkake, or cumshot

(n) A big cumshot or facial on a girls face

(v) "Damn dude, I toaster strudeled that bitch hardcore and she almost drowned."

(n) "That girl was the recipient of a quite large toaster strudel."

by Harvnierds November 21, 2006

toaster dick

When you have a really hot(warm) dick

Ex. William M. "hey guys I have a question?"

Gerald G. "What's your question?"

William M. "why is my dick always hot?"

Gerald G. "you have a toaster dick!"

by Sexybish11 June 13, 2016