Tall drink of water

an alcoholic mixed drink of water

"I'll order one tall drink of water." said the woman, "also some crab."

by wow you dont know??? January 23, 2017

National Trip Tall People Day

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller

Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day

by Poop_Snorkler October 19, 2021

national kick tall people decade

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher

"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
👹

by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022

national kick tall people day

on november 27th, you’re allowed to kick anyone taller than 5’4 with no consequences.

person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*

by therealdefintions October 4, 2022

National Throw Tall People Month

In the ENTIRE month of November, anyone under 5'6 can throw anyone over 5'6 without any consequences

Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!

by Icanclimbtrees September 29, 2022

National Slap Tall People Month

October 1st-October 31st You Can Slap Tall People

Hey its National Slap Tall People Month

by Quinn gs fgfn October 15, 2021

Sofa king we tall did

An expression used to describe yourself, someone else or something as so fuckin' retarded. This expression is also popular for written communication that needs to avoid censorship. This expression is similar to the less frequently used, Sofa king we tall did.

Last night we were sofa king we tall did.

by rglass November 2, 2011