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salty taint 

When one spews on anothers taint, which is the area of skin located between anus and testies, and later in the day after the spew has dried another licks the area resulting in a salty taste. "Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty today what gives!"
"Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty taint today what gives!"
salty taint by talon88 August 18, 2013
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Bikers Taint 

The condition that arises when one has ridden a bicycle for an extended period of time and causes the taint to become irritated and angry. There is no known cure.
"I rode my bike for 14 miles the other day. Man did I have a serious case of bikers taint"
Bikers Taint by scruffy42 June 23, 2014

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols. 

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad
class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
The demilitarized zone between a women's snapper and asshole. Highly effective in keeping your tongue in the right hole when its dark.
David was a little drunk and kind of sloppy when he went down on her. Fortunately before he could get too low, he knew he had hit her taint and with alarm, moved his face north quickly. He had a sense that she was a little disappointed.
taint by GoldbergDLW December 11, 2007
T'ain't pussy T'ain't ass
Man I hit a hard spot. That that Taint pussy or ass.
taint by junks March 17, 2008

Tainted Meat 

A girl that's taken a black dick inside her nether regions.
Guy 1: Yo did you hook up with the girl from the club last night?

Guy 2: Nah I found out she got dicked by the mandingo next door, tainted meat.
Tainted Meat by Mikumi Hawkumi August 15, 2018

Tha Taint Grabba 

A very complex move performed during intercourse between a couple. It is performed by a series of steps to insure maximum grabbage.

1. extend hand out forward, with palm facing upand all but the pointer and middle finger retracted.
2. with the pointer and middle finger, alternate between the two moving them back and forth, making sure you maintain friction between the two.
3. this MUST be done with a pumping motion of the arm, as if you are ringing a truck horn horizontally. (without this, the grab will be rendered entirely useless)
4. rinse and repeat

There are several variations on the original move, however the basic function remains the same. These variations include, but are not limited to:

The Detroit Glide
The Seven State Sweep
Fakey
The Original
Momma's Style
Feet-to-the-Face Style
and many more
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Where's my money ho?
Less-Than-Attractive Woman- Nigga-ass foo, I ain't got
shit.
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Well then i'm gon' have to give ya
Tha Taint Grabba