taff

welsh alcholic, supporting wales hiding his inner secret that he is actually from crewe, his best freind (reston) told us about this info. loves bush particularly over a 40plus nature, often seen throughout the whole of britian as he has a train pass to anywhere

here comes the welsh wizard, taff

by dave November 24, 2003

Taeffected

Hehrhehrhehrhehehrhehehehehhe non no no no no risky risky risky twiggy wiigi.lisa would spit at u.and jennie would bark

I define that I hate taeffected lol.they prolly smell like jrrfvoolmnhjojrrfvoolmnhjopoo

by Chuushoepoo December 25, 2020

pulling taffy

female masturbation.

"Jane never gets any so I bet she spends half her time pulling taffy."

by KDinTX August 29, 2009

Sticky toffee apple

When a Caucasian man does a man with a toffee complexion up the arse until his anus prolapses and bleeds. The Caucasian man then cums on the prolapsed anus, and it becomes I sticky.

Illigitimate son: Daddy, can I have a sticky toffee apple?
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*

by ToffeeAppleTaker69 January 11, 2019

taffyness

A slang term for welshness

It a sign of taffyness

by Mirataku November 9, 2007

wank toffee

1) a salty snack
2) a display of surprise or dismay

wank toffees the salty snack
ahhhhhh wank toffee

by Deaths_rat December 5, 2007

Toffee Apple

Male sexual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance

Hey Kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?

by bonesgiles November 8, 2010