Euphemism for dumping someone. Especially as a result of some sort of emotional, psychological, or physical defect/annoyance that has rendered them undesirable. Similarly to what happens to pets if they exhibit physical or psychological problems that are beyond the owners liking.
dude: What happened to that hottie you've been dating for the last 3 months.
dude2: Man, she ended up being a complete psycho: She was totally sent to the pound.
dude: That sux, mang...sorry!
dude2: Man, she ended up being a complete psycho: She was totally sent to the pound.
dude: That sux, mang...sorry!
by TeekieT August 25, 2010
Kevin: Hey Dan you know Bill from the grocery department,
he seems like a good worker.
Dan: Ya man, Bill's just fucking Pounding Stock, those shelves are always full.
he seems like a good worker.
Dan: Ya man, Bill's just fucking Pounding Stock, those shelves are always full.
by wimplewinch November 03, 2012
When you attempt either to pound it or give someone a high five, and either your or the other person switch the handshake type, without the other person being aware.
Example:
Jim: Dude! That's Awesome! High five!
-Jim begins the high five-
-Rob puts up his fist and hits the middle of Jim's hand-
Thus, the pound five.
Jim: Dude! That's Awesome! High five!
-Jim begins the high five-
-Rob puts up his fist and hits the middle of Jim's hand-
Thus, the pound five.
by The SP3CTR3 April 19, 2010
by robbiet8765 April 24, 2010
The act of sexual intercourse with someone whom you have feelings(wife) or minimal respect for(girlfriend; friendly work acquaintance). The act includes, but not limited to, semi aggressive pile driving in missionary, or doggy style positions. Ass spanking, light name calling(mild profanity as not to offend), while keeping respect and dignity in tact for the recipient. The ultimate goal in this scenario is to have a functional relationship upon completion of the act with the hopes of a repeat if mutally desired.
Joe: "Hey man, how did your happy hour turn out last night?"
Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"
Joe: " Nice Dude!"
Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"
Joe: " Nice Dude!"
by OchoShinka July 12, 2010
To appear breifly at a location to greet people (props = pounds) and/or to drop off personal effects before leaving to the ACTUAL destination. May also denote illicit dealings.
"yeah, I'll be there in a bit, just gotta stop off at Jo's party and shed a few pounds"
"I'll be out later, I'm just at home shedding pounds"
"I'll be out later, I'm just at home shedding pounds"
by Jephrey May 27, 2006
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