When you get so high that you cannot function normally, and are relegated to a late night searching about aliens, ufos, conspiracy theories and the like online.
by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017
Get the googling aliensmug. Often touted as a "GMD" this highly sought after degree has risen to be superior in all aspects to the much less prestigious title of MD. One must complete a mind numbing number of hours Google clicking (usually comprised of a combination of squandered office time and neglected family time) in the righteous and noble pursuit of self diagnoses.
Patient "LOOK DOC, I stayed up all night Googling my symptoms and I know what I know! I am definitely pregnant!"
Doctor "In spite of your Google MD I must point out the obvious you that you are a MAN and all you have is GAS!
Doctor "In spite of your Google MD I must point out the obvious you that you are a MAN and all you have is GAS!
by AJB Certified Google M.D. February 23, 2017
Get the Google MDmug. A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.
My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!
by ekolis January 25, 2014
Get the Google golfmug. An elite group of hackers, and touch typers who have perfected the art of googling at extremely rapid speeds of 1 search/second. Considered a rare breed, only 99 exist in the modern world.
"Holy shit, Mark is a genius at computers"
"No, he just happens to be one of the 99 masters of Google"
"No, he just happens to be one of the 99 masters of Google"
by ProjectWonderful February 12, 2014
Get the Masters of Googlemug. Google Torture (noun) When you Google old friends and classmates and and keep going until you find out that they way are more successful than you are and you haven't done jackshit.
by Lansana Jahun October 11, 2010
Get the google torturemug. A somewhat new web browser simply designed for the purpose of watching porn in the fastest, most efficient way possible.
Boy 1: I can't believe you still masturbate with Firefox, you need to get a new browser.
Boy 2: I know, I decided to switch to Google Chrome after my mom walked in on me jerking off and Firefox's tabs froze so I couldn't turn it off.
Boy 2: I know, I decided to switch to Google Chrome after my mom walked in on me jerking off and Firefox's tabs froze so I couldn't turn it off.
by ChronicDefibator March 31, 2010
Get the Google Chromemug. To determine everything you could possibly ever want to know about someone (and then some) using the website www.google.com.
by Laura December 25, 2003
Get the google stalkmug.