The Virginia Vacuum 

When you "Accidentally" ejaculate into a woman and she starts bitching cause she might get pregnant, you grab the vacuum and stick the hose up her snatch to get the semen out.

Jahova: "You've heard of the Virginia Vacuum right?"
KyrSp33dy: "No whats that one?"
Jahova: "I don't know but we'll find out on URBAN DICTIONARY tomorrow!"

The Virginia Vacuum by Typhon121 November 22, 2016

robbing the vending machine

The act of reaching your hand under a woman’s enormous hanging gut and over her pants to get to her vagina. To finger bang her

robbing the vending machine was his only way to get to her snatch

robbing the vending machine by Bmg3 November 6, 2017

Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon 

An amazing guy who is so good at D&D who will blow your socks off and who is extremely good at Skyrim and can kill the dragon at the snap of his fingers because he is also Thanos. this is the one person who's powers can meet Shaggy. But is far too lazy to battle, also a great dick because you know, a vagabond warrior. Also know as a zesty 3D waffle.

Mc T-rev - "Hey Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon! How was your weekend."
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"

Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon by Andrew The Dude February 18, 2019

beware the variant

A deadly and largely avoidable delay in vaccination. The opportunity for virus mutation 'beyond' inoculation created by wide-spread vaccine mis-information, pandemic politicization and lingering trumpist "thinking".

So, did you get COVID-19 vaccinated?
Nope, I'm afraid it'll turn me into a liberal, climate-change activist pedophiliac.
Really? That's interesting. I didn't realize you were such a Queef-anon freak show.
He's STILL president you know!
Well, the vaccine STILL works; but probably not for COVID 21. Beware the variant.

beware the variant by YAWA February 7, 2021

tipping the velvet 

an archaic term for cunilingus as performed by lesbians.

i tpped her velvet

tipping the velvet by bob May 29, 2003

Skillage In The Village

Skillage, but in a village.

Steve: (does some amazing football skills, while in a village)

Me: That was Skillage In The Village!!!!

Skillage In The Village by M To The J May 15, 2007

Interview With The Vampire 

The perfect Horror Book and movie ever written and made. The only fault with the movie is that i ahte Tom Cruise as Lestat even though he plays the role perfectly . Other than that minor problem the movie is brilliant and very well made. Brad Pitt is lush as Louie.

"What do the damned really have to say to the damned"

Interview With The Vampire by Akasha January 10, 2004