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Pootie and the Blow Shits

A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.
"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"
by Hit you with a brick April 29, 2019
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Bumble Bee Shits

The result of pounding preworkout containing beta-alanine and having to take a violent shit while at the gym. Your skin itches like there are bees crawling underneath your skin and it feels like you're shooting them out of your ass while the sweat makes you slip and slide on the toilet seat.
"Hey bro what are we doin next set?"
"Hold on a minute I gotta bad case of the bumble bee shits"
by silkguy October 31, 2019
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Officer craps n shits

A police officer who is very rich and sexy and who is very good at what he does he makes over 1 million a year
Officer craps n shits killed a baby
by OFFICER CRAPS N SHITS March 18, 2021
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Tommy Two Shits

If you've had one shit, they've had two.
yeah you know "so'n'so" from down the road, they're a right tommy two shits
by MrSnufflesTB November 29, 2021
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my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone
Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020
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Shitscape

A geographical/ socio-economical clusterfuck. Generally unsafe & its inhabitants long for a way out.
This country is a shitscape.
by mskillerbyte October 2, 2011
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shitscrubber

One who uses their cock for only (or mainly) anal intercourse.
Zed doesn't care if its a man or a woman, he'll hit any backdoor he can find. He's a real shitscrubber.
by chachmaster420 October 12, 2011
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