swaffed

when a live-in relationship ends with one party gaining all the merch, ie, the house, the kids, the car.

Where's your dog?
"Damn, I got swaffed! The ex took everything! Rotten swaffer!"

by Eva Harris & Michael Carrasquillo September 27, 2007

swaff

The frothy and tacky build up of sperm around the bell end after it has been vigorously agitated by either choking the chicken or pork swording.

'I wanked for so long, I had the worst case of swaff the world has ever seen.'

by richard piper July 1, 2004

sweak

Slang for "So weak"

"I can't believe the cops showed up that early. It was sweak."

by Enrique SLLS June 19, 2008

semi-swear

1.When somebody asks you if you sware but it is a situation that you can not 100% say you will not get mad, offened, or tell somebody what the person says.

2.When someone doesn't complete a sware like "YOU SON OF A" or cover up a word with astrics.

Person 1: Can i tell you a secret?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Can you sware not to get mad?
Person 2: I semi-swear
Person 1: Ok, it's about your girlfriend
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She is cheating on you with me
Person 2: YOU SON OF A *****
Person 1: But u swore!
Person 2: I SEMI SWORE YOU *******

by Preston Michael January 2, 2006

Swear Bears

The best little bear that u can have (normally a keychain). You press them they cuss. XD

Me: Hey guys check out Tourettes the swear bear (I named him Tourettes)
Joey: Wut's a swear bear?
Tourettes: BITE ME FUCK FACE!

by Dirge February 1, 2005

Swafe

As above - Invented by me myself, Roger, in 1998, in a Science lesson, and accidently said 'Swafe'. Swafe now means good - or cool.

You'd use Swafe by saying , hey look at that Ferrari, thats a swafe car.

Or

Your a really Swafe dude.

by Roger B January 20, 2004

Seafart

Variant of the word Cuntfart, originating from the shorthand version: "C Fart", yet having something in common with the smell of the ocean

We were sitting down to dinner, and she let go a Seafart

by teatswith August 21, 2003