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by jdnkng May 30, 2018

Stretching Canvas

The unique art of stretching a guy’s scrotum over a woman’s face.

Me and my lady had fun last night. After we banged, I spread my ball sack over every inch of her face. It felt just like Stretching Canvas.

by Amishdong28 February 3, 2019

stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.

When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

Samething else

Falling into same category, something similar.

When having or asking for similar options instead of saying “do you have something else like this or that? Just say “is there samething else“. When at a bar and the bartender offers a type of Vodka but you are looking for a different brand “do you have samething else?” Meaning you want him to offer you a different type of Vodka or Vodka mix. When watching a comedy show or action/scary movie on Netflix and you tell your partner “lets look for samething else” meaning you want to watch something funny of the same category ex: standup, but from a different comedian.

by Sim305 October 3, 2019

Something popped in my spoon

when something pops in your spoon great fear will be inflicted upon you-
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝗺𝗺𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝗼𝐝 𝐟𝗼𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝗼𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝗼𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝗼𝗼𝐧??

"𝘖𝘩 𝘯𝘰!?"
"𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘯!?"
something popped in my spoon means great pain and horror for the person who weipds the spoon.

by d1rtbutter February 9, 2021

SomethingCre8tiv

A really cool twitch streamer named Eight who plays Minecraft with their friend Finn

Hey! Do you know SomethingCre8tiv?

No-

by AceThePotato August 10, 2021

stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.

I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.

by joesappy October 21, 2021